austinallegro

From Spandau Ballet to Da Vinci. What a career!

As opposed to sitting on an overpriced laptop all day taking up space other people might want to use as well as costing a business time and money in lost custom so you can spend the day treating the coffee shop like rented office space?

What about patrons with disabilities? Patrons that might want to use the coffee shop to meet someone and talk to them and socialise?

If you want to use a coffee shop as a work hub either a) go to the office, b) work from home or c) go rent office space or visit a work hub.

Some people...

Thank God for coffee shops that impose time limits, lest patrons visiting for a coffee and a sit-down have to walk on by because the hipsters in their bollock-strangling denim, plaid shirts and a Crossley turntable tucked under their arm are already hogging the place.

Top Tip: Easily avoid said sofa-hogging hipsters. Look for the bike rack full of Penny Farthings outside.

Go to a Workday for your 'co-working vibes'. Take your Macbook Air and Crossley portable turntables with you as well.

Sincerely,

All the other coffee shop patrons.

Thank God for that. Can Tesla and Meta stop as well?

Thanks in advance.

Sincerely,

The EU.

Parasol Stars C64. We live in hope...

OT: ‘I didn’t realise the game’s impact for years’: the making of the original Football Manager

OT: South Australia to become first place in the world to ban soy sauce fish-shaped containers

The first URL, Begali are the Ferrari of CW keys, with prices to match.

Incredible workmanship and still a family-owned and run business. Worth every cent.

This is up there with the Hard Off in store music. Magnificent!

https://youtu.be/yFLYuKUKXoY

OT too long: 'Panda to install cameras in bin lorries to stop householders dumping rubbish incorrectly'

OT: "I Hate Almost Everything They Do With A Passion" - James Pond's Creator Isn't A Fan Of Gameware's AI-Focused Sequel

Original title: Mayhem in Lives Bug Land: how Warren Pilkington fixed one of the ’90s most famous C64 games

10 PRINT "COMMODORE 64 > *"

20 GOTO10

RUN

"Does this look like a man who had 'all he could eat'?"

"No Mr. Simpson! Not the steam tray!"

Give it time and it will be the norm across all EV's and not just BHP.

Want your AC to go down to X degrees? That's extra.

Heated seats? That's extra per month.

Electronic driver aids? That's extra per month.

Infotainment access to Apple/Android? That's extra per month and an unlock fee.

Then suddenly, once all of that has been exhausted and the customer is bled dry, you'll see geolocking introduced for additional/existing features.

Just buy an old ICE vehicle and drive it in to the ground. Then buy another.

"You've got mail!.......It's not spam!"

RIP AOL dial up. Your free trial CD's provided many a day of comfort to my coffee mug over the years.

Original title edited as it was too long: "Japan's biggest charity speedrunning event won't have Nintendo games because Nintendo couldn't help but Nintendo"

I hear there's a new startup named Rekall that are doing memory implants...

Vestibule Polygraph Nincompoop

What a dumpster fire of a PR stunt to save their skins off of the back of two people having an affair.

I'd rather sautée my lungs in dog turds than invest time or money in some crowd hawking yet another load of AI cobblers.

"transforms your thoughts into beautiful, well-written entries that feel personal and effortless, just like you wrote them yourself"

So not personal then.

Jesus wept.

The machines rose from the ashes of the nuclear fire.

Their war to exterminate mankind had raged for decades, but the final battle would not be fought in the future.

It would be fought here, in our present.

Tonight...