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davidhansen

672 karma · joined October 25, 2011

Cofounder/CTO of Ties.com, Scarves.com, Alynn Neckwear. Previously CTO of Quepasa.com.

Twitter: @diolpah Email: cto at ties dot com

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davidhansen··on STFU About What Women Want
Not that I encourage this particular lifestyle, but some people do manage to do this successfully. John Carmack, for instance, works 40 hours per week on iD, 40 hours per week on Armadillo, and still manages to raise two children.
davidhansen··on Your Idea Is Worthless. Worry about finding smart nerds.
It bears mentioning that this "smart nerds are extremely scarce" perspective doesn't apply nearly as much outside of the SF/NYC/Boston areas.

Here in Orange County, for example, the job market for developers is fairly balanced.

davidhansen··on Why “direct” PostScript makes sense
Nice. FWIW, We emit "direct" postscript for most of our generated warehouse documents like packing slips, gift cards, snail-mail gift certificates, invoices, etc.
davidhansen··on Founder's Hell: Competitive Horror
One minor thing I'd pick out of this rant is your exasperation at the fact that VCs did not respond favorably to being cold-pitched.

One thing you need to understand is that VC is a networking game, not a capital allocation game. You will get nowhere without access to a couple of trusted connections. Your idea, team, market, traction, revenue, and earnings mean absolutely nothing without "knowing a guy who knows a guy".

davidhansen··on What Eric Schmidt actually said
Not to say that the reporter(s) weren't being negligent here, of course.

The quote, as reported, is so wildly divergent from the actual quote, that I wonder how you can think the reporter was "negligent", as opposed to "intentionally just making shit up for the purposes of creating controversy".

This wasn't a case of one or two words out of place. I count 3 substitutions, 2 transpositions, 11 deletions, and 5 additions. In one sentence. That is not "negligence", no matter how many books written by yellow journalism apologists exist.

davidhansen··on Why Everyone is in Sales
and that the best way to do that was to help other people get what THEY want.

Would be interesting to see how you back this up. My experience has invariably been that no good deed goes unpunished.

davidhansen··on Poll: How much did you earn from your stock options during exit?
I'd prefer to be the better person here rather than defame them publicly

Idly allowing bad and potentially evil behavior to go unrecognized and unchallenged is by no means being a good person. Not to Godwin the thread, but your attitude is why evil flourishes, and on much grander scales than stock allocation.

davidhansen··on Poll: How much did you earn from your stock options during exit?
I assume this poll is still valid with straight equity instead of options? I voted as such.
davidhansen··on Does the reputation of your college matter in getting a job?
for the best jobs (or cofounders!), it will be helpful to start off at an elite institution.

FWIW, I not only attended a state university, but I also dropped out of it, and still managed to co-found a few successful companies. I'm not sure what the parenthetical "or cofounders" is supposed to mean, since customers of most businesses don't typically ask for a CV.

davidhansen··on IntelliJ IDEA 11 is Out
Hopefully this fixes the random "I'm tired, so I'm going to stop doing code analysis and inspections until you restart me" bug that is the bane of my existence in 10.5.
davidhansen··on Mint.com turns 404 ad page into date ad for developer
Small shameless plug for our own attempt at the "personal" 404 page: http://www.ties.com/fgswgdfjgjah ( flash required to see video, sorry )
davidhansen··on Why TechCrunch is boring, SAP is not, and the world has gone mad
As others have remarked in this thread, their products are maintenance and UX nightmares, and their sales and legal departments operate on the basis of "do lots of evil".

I suppose it was an exaggerated choice of term, but I was trying to set aside the specific issue of SAP to talk about the somewhat broader issue of how the tech community often finds technology boring if it doesn't appear in the form of a consumer app.

davidhansen··on Why TechCrunch is boring, SAP is not, and the world has gone mad
The article is poorly written, and SAP is indefensible as a company.

That said, welcome to my world. It's been an interesting experience working in an industry (ecommerce) that is regarded as a huge yawnfest by most of the startup community. The reality is that there really are very interesting problems to solve. Algorithms to predict demand curves, optimize warehouse pullbox location, and identify product flow constraints are all arguably more interesting problems to solve than sharing photos.

Nonetheless, nobody cares. And that's fine, mostly.

davidhansen··on Why Learn About Operating Systems?
Nice troll.

In the unlikely event you're actually asking in earnest, it's the same reason electrical engineers learn about electrons, or chemists learn about orbital shells, or authors learn about Shakespeare, or linguists learn about Latin, or biologists learn about Mendelian genetics, or physicists learn about Newton, or military generals learn about Thermopylae.

davidhansen··on Most startups are spending money too fast. Slow it down.
In case #1, it doesn't take a lot of time to raise money. Collateralizing a bank loan against future revenue is a fairly pretty straightforward process, and the only "pitch" you need is (possibly audited) documentation of your free cash flow.
davidhansen··on Man with multiple degrees fails standardized test for children
Sir, your ability to cram as much fallacious argumentum ad verecundiam as possible into a single paragraph is unparalleled. I salute you.
davidhansen··on Man with multiple degrees fails standardized test for children
Which is quite meaningless. Organizations of that size will have at least a few data analysts, data mining specialists either in-house or on contract, and tons of tools created to help C-level management understand the complex data the organization generates. My cursory understanding of this man's profession is to make friends, maintain relationships, and occasionally "understand" the pretty charts that the data analysts produce for him. It's no wonder he doesn't need much in the way of intellectual horsepower to execute his responsibilities.
davidhansen··on Anti-pattern theater: how to get women to quit
Ok. First, I will point out that my appreciation of her effort has absolutely nothing to do with the fact that her conclusion - that the manager or company in question is actively trying trying to force her to quit due to her gender - has zero support.

I can claim that my business partners are space aliens who read my thoughts and are plotting to colonize the planet all day long, but as long as there's no shred of evidence of this, the fact that nobody appreciates the lengths I go to wear tinfoil hats and research anti-alien combat techniques is meaningless.

Second, it "didn't work" likely because many extroverted bubbly manager types tend to perceive purely factual means of communication to be hostile. In fact, most human beings do this. This is the primary reason nerds with low or no psychological affect have a difficult time making friends, and are labeled "assholes" despite their lack of intention to actually be mean.

davidhansen··on Anti-pattern theater: how to get women to quit
I'm pretty sure the author reached an entirely fallacious and baseless conclusion. My understanding of the events are thus:

1. An authentication daemon crashes periodically due to a bug.

2. "S" discovers that rebooting the daemon's host prevents this from happening for a while, and does so.

3. The author is paged( 5 times ), discovers the problem, and writes a kludge script to keep the systems running until the bug can be fixed.

4. During the post-mortem meeting, she identifies "S" for his role in the events.

5. A thin-skinned manager suggests the author was too hard on "S".

6. The author, without any evidence, concludes that the manager said this because she is a woman, and is hellbent on "pushing [her] out" of the team.

The reality is that thin-skinned managers and managers overly sensitive to maintaining office decorum exist everywhere, and they don't do this based on your sex. Citing anecdotal evidence, I can say that having a penis does not shield you from accusations of being "too hard", and that hearing this from managers, coworkers, or employees, likely has nothing at all to do with sexism or a desire to "push out" women.

davidhansen··on Ask: What's The Startup Scene Like In Southern California?
We're not at all "notable" amongst the startup scenesters, but Ties.com/Scarves.com is located in north Orange County.
davidhansen··on [dead]
May I suggest offering a "I don't want to share tasks or analyze crash logs, I'll take my chances" version of the app for us tinfoil hat people who just want a nice todo list app and don't care about being "social"?
davidhansen··on [dead]
Well, I tried to download it. It wants to be able to send SMS, read system logs, know my location, and access account authentication tokens...

...for a todo list.

Yeah, no.

davidhansen··on Ask HN: What interesting non-intuitive things do you know?
Bayesian logic and reasoning.
davidhansen··on This Site’s Domain is Stolen
We use Network Solutions as our registrar for our "valued" domain names, and name.com or godaddy for everything else.

NetSol provides pretty good validation and security options for so-called "VIP" customers, but it's not perfect.

The next step up is paying exorbitant fees to a company like MarkMonitor for domain name management services. This is what the "big boys" tend to do.

davidhansen··on Ask HN: How many of you built a profitable startup while having a day job?
raises hand

My current company started out as a side project. I decided to make it a fulltime project after about three years. We are quite profitable.

Today, we operate a few "premium" domain name businesses, but we started with a rather obscure one, and did well enough to purchase more properties from cash flow.

davidhansen··on Ask HN: How long do you work in a day?
I average 11 hours per day during the week about about 3 hours per day on the weekend. I am productive for roughly 90% of the time. Of that 90%, I am experiencing flow only about 15% of the time. I work in a very high-distraction office, and because I am a co-founder, my fingers are perpetually in many pies - this situation is not very conducive to high levels of focus.
davidhansen··on Ask PG: Want to settle on one account but everything from it gets killed
Been there, done that. I have two other accounts that have been hellbanned for comments that moderators most likely disagreed with. I have learned to filter my posts through a "would this opinion be unpopular?" filter. It's unfortunate, but self-censorship of even slightly controversial ideas is the only way to maintain a viable account on HN.
davidhansen··on R.I.P. Good Times: The Startup Bubble May Be Coming to an End in 2012
does anyone know of a good example of a startup which was forced to bootstrap without significant funding (on account of a burst VC bubble) and survived to stick it to 'em?

I don't know. We started up in the shadow of the dot com bust, so there was not really any funding available for ecommerce companies. That said, we never actively sought any VC money, so it's incorrect to say we are an example of what you're seeking.

davidhansen··on Groupon falls below $20/share
Although GRPN is undoubtedly a money-burning scam of a company that is doomed to inevitable failure, it should be noted that the broader market is currently suffering from sovereign debt contagion in Europe and the associated liquidity scrambles. It's not only GRPN.
davidhansen··on Ask HN: Your Startup Progress (November 2011)
In November we:

1. Made a critical hire

2. Completed "holiday rush" preparations

3. Expanded the warehouse and office

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