Teams, zoom, meet, etc all work fine on dogshit connections IME.
If I have to transfer 1TB of data through my own laptop, I’ve catastrophically fucked up somewhere.
As for noise and headphones: You get used to working with noise.
> Every day we need comfy chairs, standing desk, a good keyboard a good monitor etc.
I literally have not had these for my entire career, bar a short stint where I had a couple of monitors.
Desk is “whatever fucking desk”, at office or at home. Same for chair.
Keyboard? Nice to have but I do fine with whatever laptop keyboard so long as it works.
It is entirely possible to work effectively without all the nice to haves, it just requires some motivation. For me, that’s earning a fat cheque.