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groffee··on My Biggest Lesson Doing a $10K in 30 Days Challenge
It's bad enough seeing this kind of spam on Twitter, we don't need it here too.
groffee··on Obfuscating Document Stylometry to Preserve Author Anonymity [pdf]
Talking like a pirate will probably flag you up more than anything else lol
groffee··on Art Made with Artificial Intelligence Wins at State Fair
One of my favorite artists Grimshaw [0] used to use a camera in his paintings, at the time it wasn't considered 'real art' [1] much like the use of AI now isn't considered real art.

But time passes and now not only is it considered 'real art' but it's also (subjectively to me) some of the best art ever created.

Although it's hard to envisage I imagine the same is going to happen with AI art, it's hard to see now but in the future it will be considered 'normal'.

[0] https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Atkinson_Grimshaw

[1] https://www.trinityhousepaintings.com/looking-back-artist-jo...

groffee··on Show HN: I built a website that helps you write SQL Queries using simple English
SQL is simple English? lol people just need to learn the damn language, tools like this are just a crutch that do more harm than good.
groffee··on Is the Universe a simulation? Let’s test it Crowdfunding for experiment
I mean it either is or it isn't. Either way it doesn't answer any fundamental questions at all. It's simulations all the way down.
groffee··on Lost 8th century Japanese medical text by Buddhist monk has been found
> Lost 8th century Japanese medical text by Buddhist monk has been found

..by checking the local bookstore.

Seriously, modern 'researchers' need to just take their blinkers off and especially go cross-discipline.

groffee··on How long would society last during a total grid collapse?
I think everyone should turn off their power for a couple of hours (when convenient) just to see if and how well they'd manage. Because it's so easy to become reliant on something without realizing that it could go.

Powers gone off? Guess I'll put the kettle on and make some tea while I wait - no power. It's got a bit dark - put the light on. Listen to spotify? No songs downloaded and no data etc etc. And that's not even covering food preparation yet.

groffee··on Why Twitter didn’t go down: From a real Twitter SRE
That's not a bug, it's a 'feature', tons of sites do it for whatever asinine reason.
groffee··on Why some feces float and others sink
What a time to be alive.
groffee··on Phil Schiller Quits Twitter
Who?
groffee··on Twitter engineer claims problems will pile up, leading to a breakdown
> Sometimes it takes months for regular new employees to do anything productive in some of these codebases.

Which is most probably why most of them were just kicked out. Twitter isn't complicated, it's literally just a micro-blogging platform.

groffee··on Ask HN: How do I build a website as a backend engineer?
Come on, a 'FAANG engineer' asking for help with this is like a gourmet chef asking for help boiling an egg. It's pretty much the most basic stuff imaginable, kids are learning this in pre-school pretty much.
groffee··on Ask HN: What would a truly useful AI personal assistant look like to you?
You're falling for the 'No True Scotsman' fallacy [0]

Don't cripple your AI because of your lack of imagination.

[0] https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/No_true_Scotsman

groffee··on Ask HN: What if Musk's strategy is to destroy Twitter?
It certainly seems that way.
groffee··on Elon is engaged in something called “Whaling and Culling.”
This is the Emperors New Clothes [0] all over again, no-one wants to say straight up that based on what they've observed that Elon's a complete moron, so it's always got to be some kind of 'genius' that the rest of us can't see.

[0] https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Emperor%27s_New_Clothes

groffee··on Twitter was doing a lot of high ROI engineering work
> and constantly snatches posts I'm looking at away from me in my timeline mid-scroll

Instagram and Reddit do this too, it's the most annoying thing in the world. And making the feed crap is actively harder than just leaving it as it is.

groffee··on Ask HN: What Is Your Topcolor?
Isn't that kind of an imbecilic* thing to have on a site like this?

*in terms of usability (there's over 16 million hex colors), in terms of accessibility, the fact that it's a technical audience who don't need it, the fact that people don't even know about it etc etc.

Just have a color picker and be done with it

groffee··on Twitter Android app dev fired: Guess it's official now.
He HAS to be doing it on purpose, no-one is this retarded, especially when he just paid 44 BILLION for it.

It's like the Emperors new clothes, we're all trying to see some kind of genius that just isn't there.

groffee··on How Mastodon is designed to be “antiviral”
They can dress it up all they like but designing a social site to be 'antiviral' and have 'friction' means it's literally not fit for purpose.

Creating a site that has friction, is ultimately trying to solve people problems with technology and doing it badly. The old adage of everything looks like a nail when all you have is a hammer.

Mastodon is needed, and I'm not knocking it, but the approach is fundamentally broken.

When you use a social site the experience should be so polished and seamless, that you forget the technology is even there and you're just communicating directly with people.

We should be long past the time of trying to fight our tools to get the experience we want.

groffee··on So long, and thanks for all the fail whales
I'm pretty sure Musk did this on purpose, and only 'legacy media' like this are whining and complaining to get those sweet ad clicks, everyone else is loving Twitter.
groffee··on FTX faces potential hack, sees mysterious outflows totaling more than $600M
SBF takes "full responsibility".
groffee··on Fake account and $8 blue checkmark wipe $20B off Eli Lilly's market cap
Anyone think this was Musk's game plan?

Not Eli specifically but intentionally causing chaos.

"Both Musk and Calacanis agreed that Twitter Blue is “an insane piece of shit” and its features should be razed and rethought outright. “These dipshits spent a year on Twitter Blue to give people exactly… Nothing they want!” Calacanis texted." [0]

[0] https://techcrunch.com/2022/09/29/elon-musk-texts-discovery-...

groffee··on Show HN: Pickcode – A new way to introduce programming to kids
> These are concepts which need explaining, they make no sense for beginners or especially kids.

They will be explained naturally as the lessons progress I expect, trying to explain all that up front is the easiest way to fail.

groffee··on We should have Markdown-rendered websites
I thought the real purpose of markdown was to let your users use HTML on your site but without the security risks of letting them use 'pure' HTML.
groffee··on An account with one follower was verified
Watching Musk "move fast and break things" at Twitter is fascinating, it's not like a small site with a few users, he's getting instant feedback from thousands (millions?) of users at once.
groffee··on Archaeologists Find First Whole Sentence Written in Canaanite. On a Lice Comb
Exactly. Imagine 2,000 years from now "archaeologists" thinking "rinse, repeat as required" is some kind of ritual incantation on a shampoo bottle.
groffee··on Ask HN: How do you manage notifications in your company?
Funnily enough this was mentioned on Twitter yesterday [0]

So much time and thought is given to 'doing things at scale' but zero thought to the user experience as their notifications scale.

[0] https://twitter.com/ZubyMusic/status/1590073315011751936

groffee··on Building a semantic search engine in Rust
A lot of times search is intentionally broken on websites to get you looking at more things.
groffee··on Musk discusses putting all of Twitter behind a paywall
All the "journalists" would need to do real work instead of just copy/pasting tweets all day.
groffee··on 'It's so liberating': The people quitting social media
> A week later she posted on Facebook and Instagram that she would be leaving the platforms.

And now we're reading about her on BBC News. These people need to stop talking and actually get offline.

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