The Onion was in print??
190 karma · joined February 7, 2013
With that said, I know a lot of devs who hate almost everything about MS that actually do like C#.
And if someone at oDesk or Elance does that nice of a job you should just hire them.
RubyMotion exposes 100% of the Objective-C runtime with virtually no performance penalty. They are very on top of new iOS releases (released full iOS 6 support within a week).
In fact, I think that the RubyMotion community adopts new iOS technologies faster since it's new and doesn't have a lot of legacy code.