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joe24pack··on Apple's iCloud will automatically store, sync data for free
err ... no thanks. I'll keep my data local ... and private.
joe24pack··on LulzSec versus FBI (We Challenge You, NATO)
So security is relative compared to a threat. That's a assumption that any thoughtful person can make. Yes, the resources available to you will greatly affect your ability to achieve a particular level of security. Just because you connect your server to a network does not mean that the security of your server disappears. Whatever level of security you've managed to achieve is still there. It just may be that the attackers you face are able to overcome your security measures.

If by security one means absolute security against all threats present and future, then yes security is not only illusory but also meaningless.

joe24pack··on LulzSec versus FBI (We Challenge You, NATO)
okay, I'll bite, would you care to explain how security does not exist?
joe24pack··on Fire the workaholics (2008)
Firing someone who's always obsessed with work and willing to always spend hours upon hours to get things done might be a good idea for the reasons stated. Better idea would be to send that person on a mandatory vacation during the doldrums between projects. Make them turn in the company laptop and company cell phone for the two weeks they're on vacation. If they protest, tell them that during vacation it's their job to rest, relax & recharge to be ready for the next project. By the time they're back they'll be ready to take on those challenges.
joe24pack··on Germany to be nuclear-free by 2022
Sounds like good news for the Czechs then, Temelin will be running at capacity most of the time. Maybe reactors 3 and 4 which should be under construction soon will earn the Czechs needed export income, and keep the lights on in Germany.
joe24pack··on Germany to be nuclear-free by 2022
The Czechs and the French are most likely glad that Germany will become a permanent net electricity importer.
joe24pack··on Waiting 100+ Years for Version 2.0
Usually some assessed value of the property that has some relation to the market value of the property. But how would that work with copyrights that are not sold for which there is no market? How would you assess the value of a copyright in that scenario?
joe24pack··on Waiting 100+ Years for Version 2.0
At one time I thought about something similar but the thing that tripped me up was what would the tax rate be based on? How do you propose to handle that?
joe24pack··on Cranking
See, I can't keep up with the times.
joe24pack··on Cranking
Once in a while I come out of my 'Unabomber-esque' cabin and sign onto Hacker News to see what is going on in the world, so yes to me it is new ... ;-)
joe24pack··on Cranking
57signals, 43folders, 114files, 99sockets, four6packs, 85meetoos ... is this a new trend in naming sites?
joe24pack··on Google APIs Discovery Service: one API to find them all
Three APIs for the Lisp-kings under the sky, Seven for the C-lords in their halls of stone, Nine for Java Men doomed to die, One for the Search Lord on his data throne, In the Land of Google where the PageRanks lie. One API to rule them all, One API to find them, One API to bring them all and in the filesystem bind them In the Land of Google where the PageRanks lie.
joe24pack··on Osama bin Laden Is Dead
http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/compatriot

definition 2

joe24pack··on Osama bin Laden Is Dead
Not really, hiding in plain sight is a common tactic.
joe24pack··on Osama bin Laden Is Dead
Yes that is all too true. When I can get on a commercial flight without having to take off my shoes, have my toiletries inspected and having an intrusive full body xray taken, then I'll know we have finally defeated Osama bin Laden and his compatriots.
joe24pack··on Osama bin Laden Is Dead
The way things are going, who knows perhaps this will mean ordinary travelers will now have random mandatory body cavity searches before being allowed to board a commercial flight. Like the saying among politicians goes, "Never let a good crisis go to waste."

If I'm too cynical or sarcastic for your taste, I apologize preemptively and profusely.

joe24pack··on Osama bin Laden Is Dead
finally. Can we stop the stupid patdowns of innocent travelers and disconnect the porno scanners at the airports now? I have to travel tomorrow and I'd rather not go through that crap again.
joe24pack··on Will the Next Zuckerberg Be a Designer, not a Hacker?
remember, it's not the most competent that wins, but rather the least incompetent.
joe24pack··on Russian peasant multiplication
looks similar to the method used by the ancient Romans

http://www.phy6.org/outreach/edu/roman.htm

joe24pack··on Google Gets 75,000 Job Applications in 1 Week, Setting Record
with those odds, why even bother?
joe24pack··on Mother-effing hsl()
mea culpa, I didn't read that blog post closely enough
joe24pack··on Mother-effing hsl()
In the context of this thread and the given subject matter, that the linked page supports Firefox 3.0+, the browser I was browsing with at that time should have been able to render and execute the page correctly according to what the author of the page claims. I did not say a word about that browser being vulnerable to any given browser exploits.
joe24pack··on Mother-effing hsl()
Then there is a real simple solution for you, don't claim that your site is compatible with Firefox 3.0 + ... because it clearly is not. Say what you do, do what you say.
joe24pack··on Mother-effing hsl()
>You might want to enable JavaScript or get a modern browser.

Javascript enabled and browser is "Mozilla/5.0 (X11; U; Linux i686; en-US; rv:1.9.0.12) Gecko/2009070811 Red Hat/3.0.12-1.el5_3 Firefox/3.0.12" so I should be fine.

Error Console does report an interesting little tidbit;

Error: color is undefined Source File: http://mothereffinghsl.com/js/script.js Line: 89

The function in question is

function inputchange(e){

  var target = e.target;
  
  if (target.id == 'alpha'){
    alpha = Math.floor(target.value)/100;
    if (alpha === 1){
      alpha = undefined;
    }
  }
  if (target.id == 'light'){
    var split = color.split('%');
    split[1] = split[1].replace(/\d+/, Math.round(target.value));
    color = split.join('%');

  }
  setText();
}

Sorry I dont have a full stack trace for you, nor am I inclined to fire up a debugger right now to troubleshoot this any further.

...

page is still stuck at "One sec, bro."

joe24pack··on Mother-effing hsl()
> one sec, bro.

I have no idea what the heck that means ... The page appears broken.

joe24pack··on I haven't used soap or shampoo in a year
use olive oil like the ancient Greeks and Romans?
joe24pack··on Indian space program hit by another launch mishap
just proves that going to orbit is still rocket science ...
joe24pack··on Write your passwords down
and of course only an alliteratively poetic machinist would think to use "sublimeswarfswirlsslowly"
joe24pack··on Write your passwords down
But does anyone know thisisnotapasswordthisisnotapasswordthisisnotapassword ?

... with all due apologies to PIL.

joe24pack··on The String Memory Gotcha (2005)
just proves that implementation details do matter.
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