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Better get a G-Wagen then ;)
http://www.topgear.com/uk/car-news/gunther-holtorf-g-wagen-r...
Done. This is amazing.
"A microphone for the PA system. Some of them still work, and we assume that they still play in the main (functioning) mall."
Others: Our phone and SMS alerts read the text of the alert to you, and you can ack/resolve/escalate right from there. Centralized management of all alerting If you lose a rack, we wake you up and tell you you have a thousand incidents, we don't page you a thousand times (and DoS your phone in the process) Super-simple drag-and-drop scheduling Easy multi-timezone rotations Fantastic REST API
Happy to elaborate if you're interested - email is in profile.
Also - we have an iPhone app now! It's in the App Store.
I think you would actually like SF - there are a lot of companies building real software, and if there's any smugness, it's that you can work at what you love, make more money than the Wall St. folks, and do it in a t-shirt and shorts.
I appreciate that you took the time to write, I understand where you're coming from a lot better.