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Blog: https://fakemountain.com
Work: https://www.usgs.gov/staff-profiles/mark-bailen
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This article should have been titled, "Gamers make faster decisions than nongamers at video games." Duh.
I'm good enough, I'm smart enough, I have ten thousand friends, and doggone it, people like me!
Yeah, gravity sucks, but I find a trip to Mars far more interesting than one to an asteroid, E.g. the geology, water resources, valles marineris, the potential for life, colonization. Why not be obsessed?
It is cool, I suppose, but also vapid. It's a meaningless boast. Reminds me of the McDonald's how many billions served signs.
Also, if you do apply this method, don't tell your perspective wife. She will drop you like a rock.
We had two problems. One, the developer who wrote the algorithm was the sort of guy who needed to constantly tweak the system. He was a great coder, but he also couldn't produce unless he played a few tricks or hid an easter eggs. So, he kept screwing with the score, making it blink red or suddenly drop and return to normal. We joked that he needed to sell his algorithm to Google. It was fun, but doomed.
The second problem was that marketing started taking the number seriously. They love the numbers, don't they? We were a web shop and at constant war over real estate and advertising. The unwritten law was, anything that marketing took seriously, needed to be screwed with.
Once I was on a team using Flyspray and one of our developers hacked it to display a real-time score. He had some convoluted algorithm that took into account percent completed, criticals, and priority. Everybody started working the number, trying to get it higher. It was great and become quite competitive. We'd even talk about our score with marketing and clients. The only problem followed a beta test when the client opened a ton of fixes. The number sank like stone. Not a big problem though. The developer tweaked his algorithm and bingo. . . our score was soon back where it belonged.
A half hour to eat one serving of ice cream? Madness...
I thought this line was funny. Thinking about pots and kettles and the color black, etc.