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Hey, Goldman Sachs is very productive for Goldman Sachs!

I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of record label executives suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced.

I wonder if you could use this in an interview...

MDC, use this!

I could only do this after writing some enterprise Java code.

A soft voice and a steady hand.

Pirates, pirates everywhere!

Zed is a Jedi Master.

"The whole concept of closures doesn't exist at W3Schools. Also, they never go over the difference between a function declaration and a function expression. I know this is for beginners, but they could at least put it in the advanced section, or make it apparent that functions are first-class?"

Damn, that is awful.

The blink tag was a nice touch.

I demand a similar experiment with marijuana.

No documentation in the docs node?

Yup.

But HN is sooooo fun, Dad...

I visit HN while in the bathroom.

(TMI?)

Excellent reference! This is going to be handy for "->" and "->>".

Pfft, frequentists.

Congratulations, sirs.

Someone should deploy this.

Zed Shaw counters:

http://www.zedshaw.com/blog/2010-01-19.html

http://oppugn.us/posts/1286944278.html

Oh, for pete's sake, wait until Facebook IPOs before crowning Zuckerberg. Ridiculous linkbait.

Anybody remember Peoplesoft?

Ugh...

Link to The Good Guys: https://developer.mozilla.org/en-US/docs

And then their sons discover anime...

The correct answer is your debugger.

The other side of cyber armies:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/50_Cent_Party

RIP Bill. Hopefully, the pain has stopped now.

Will emacs be around in 20 years?

This bastard belongs in jail.

Brought to you by Goldman Sachs.