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pinksoda··on PHP needs to die. What will replace it?
To each their own. Use something else if you want, but there's millions of people who don't want PHP to die.
pinksoda··on Brainfuck interpreter in 160 bytes of C
140 is the limit for tweets so that they can fit your username.
pinksoda··on Why Not To Do a Startup - Dave McClure
I saw the name Dave McClure and put on my sun glasses before clicking play. Totally necessary.
pinksoda··on What do you do for network admin?
yum install ImageMagick.i386

yum install ImageMagick-devel.i386

pecl install imagick

echo "extension=imagick.so" > /etc/php.d/imagick.ini

service httpd restart

pinksoda··on Thanks for the feedback. I've closed the service
If you comply with state, federal and any other involved regulatory agency then you'll be fine. Payment systems can have a huge impact on the entire economy, create new businesses, and drive existing business growth.
pinksoda··on Thanks for the feedback. I've closed the service
The banks only want to drop you if you're attracting too many charge-backs, fraud, or money laundering. If you have a good system in place to minimize these problems, they will gladly take their processing fee from each and every transaction you process and they will do it with a smile.

PayPal's automated fraud detection is notoriously inaccurate. They also don't have very good customer service. For years their phone number was hidden 10 pages deep where no one could find it. They freeze your account and hide from you.

A while back they ran into some trouble with the bank that was sponsoring their merchant account, they had to quickly make changes to keep processing.

Instead of spending money to improve their fraud/risk algorithm, they just lowered the threshold that triggers an account freeze, which helps with fraud but also drastically increases the number of false-positives, which they consider acceptable collateral damage.

They aren't even nice about it. Why tell me my account is "frozen"? Why can't they say "Congratulations on the recent spike in transactions. Your business must be doing well and we are delighted to hear that! Please give us a call when you can so we can go over some additional documentation that we will need from you".

Think about this: PayPal freezes your account, which brings your business to a halt, then you have to scramble to fix it. PayPal doesn't need to freeze your account, they can just as easily prevent you from withdrawing money to your bank account, which sucks but it probably won't kill your business. At least your customers can still pay you. They even have a "window" to reverse most transactions, but they would rather just freeze your account and act all nonchalant about it.

The logistics of PayPal is all wrong. Work with your customers, not against them.

pinksoda··on Ask HN: Who I can talk with about illegal hacking/malware?
- Wire transfer the money out.

- ACH transfer the money out.

- Create checks using the account info, send it to a sucker on Craigslist who then deposits it and sends most of it back to you through Western Union, Money Gram, etc.

- Open credit cards or loans in your name. Not long ago they were getting peer-to-peer loans on Prosper.com but it's not as popular anymore.

- Buy stuff with your credit card or a "virtual check"(account # and routing #) and then sell it.

- Sell the information and let someone else worry about it.

If they get enough information about you, they can use that combined with some social engineering & fraud to accomplish nearly anything. They can even get replacement documents such as your birth certificate or license, depending how good they are.

pinksoda··on Thanks for the feedback. I've closed the service
There is still room for quality payment services like this. In particular, high-risk and micro-payments, would be great niches to get into.

The primary problem is that to do this right, you will need to spend a lot on legal fees or find a lawyer to work for equity in your idea(you wouldn't even have a single customer yet).

I've run the scenario a million times and I would love to create a start-up that can disrupt, maybe even revolutionize the payment processing industry. My friend runs one of the big PayPal sucks sites, and makes several million collecting residuals by forwarding angry PayPal customers to open a real merchant account. I've seen first hand every possible complaint and gripe you can imagine.

Someone find me a VC that wants in on this. I'll take a $1 salary.

pinksoda··on Ask HN: Who I can talk with about illegal hacking/malware?
- Popup/Popunder ad revenue

- Sell infected users software to remove it.

- Replace links with affiliate links.

- Redirect websites/searches to other sites.

- Steal your data and sell it.

- Turn your computer into a zombie (botnet), at which point you and thousands of other infected computers attack various business servers around the world.

That's the jist of it. It's all about money.

pinksoda··on Ask HN: What will be Facebook's weakness?
It has intermittent latency too. The new "like" button doesn't work right on FireFox either.
pinksoda··on HDCP master key allegedly posted
FIOS offers up to 50Mbps now in the US. Several Asian countries have had 50-100Mbps for years.
pinksoda··on Linus Torvalds became US citizen
SSH
pinksoda··on Ask HN: Rate my startup- CrushTease
It has to be a number that works for social butterflies too. "Crushing" means something different to everyone; friendship, dating, hookup, marriage, etc. People also change their 'crushes' at different rates depending on their lifestyle and personality.
pinksoda··on Ask HN: Rate my startup- CrushTease
The 4 options deter this. You can crush 20 people to see if it sticks, but there's no guarantee you are ever even told.

There is also a delay in the crushing so you don't know how often we look for mutual crushes so you never know when to change the 20(max limit) you already have.

pinksoda··on Ask HN: Rate my startup- CrushTease
It's interesting because when two people have a mutual crush, and you are told of the crush, you won't know if they were told unless they mention it. So you have a confirmed connection of some sort, but you still need the balls to act on it. Or maybe you won't act on it?

Think about it the other way too: They were told, but you weren't. You think she just doesn't crush you, but maybe she did and you weren't told. What if she was told and she starts flirting with me?

The mystery is glorious.

pinksoda··on Drawing you a horrible logo for only $5
It's not a real business if they can't find $10 in their budget for design work.
pinksoda··on Ask HN: Experiences with PayPal? Would you recommend or kill it with fire?
They froze it randomly. They said I was automatically flagged but couldn't tell me why. When I pushed the issue with someone higher up, they didn't care. I couldn't find anyone who cared. They bullied me and sent me around in circles until I gave up. How was I supposed to fix a problem if they cuoldn't tell me what it was? You can read a lot of stories like my own on www.paypalsucks.com - a lot of the stories are similar to mine, where the customer is left in the dark or bullied around until they give up.
pinksoda··on Ask HN: Experiences with PayPal? Would you recommend or kill it with fire?
I guess it qualifies as SaaS (software as a service). When shit hit the fan, the business was running exactly as it always has been, but at a higher volume.

They mentioned something about not allowing "intangible products" but it was complete bullshit because they always have, always will, and still allow intangible products. This wasn't their reasoning for it but just something they vaguely mentioned once, I never did get any answers out of them.

pinksoda··on Ask HN: Experiences with PayPal? Would you recommend or kill it with fire?
PayPal once made me refund every customer in the last 6 months. They said it was the only way to unfreeze my account. I gave them the thumbs up because I had no other options at the time, and they said, "you have to manually refund them one-by-one yourself and then call us when it is done". It was really strange.

They permanently froze my account after I refunded everyone and refused to talk to me when I called. I wasn't able to get a merchant account and I lost thousands of PayPal recurring subscriptions. This was the death of my first start-up.

PayPal is a scam and it's not as uncommon as you think. If you're using PayPal, your time will come. I didn't think they would do it to me either, they never bothered me once until all of this went down.

pinksoda··on Rely your web startup on Rackspace Cloud? Think again
Oh no, get as far away as you can!

Check out Linode or SoftLayer.

pinksoda··on Ask HN: Why do 37signals and others not accept PayPal?
http://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=1598227
pinksoda··on Proposal: A new kind of blog comment system
You can't see the MAC address of someone who visited your site.
pinksoda··on Chile Wants to Borrow US Entrepreneurs for $40,000
They don't give you 40k cash, they have some sort of reimbursement plan. You also can't just go down there and give to yourself as a salary. Borderline scam.
pinksoda··on Flippa hits new sales record: a million-dollar week
I don't get it, all I see is a bunch of junk sites.
pinksoda··on Review our startup: Shoply.com - the easiest way to sell online
I didn't feel that way. I thought, "just a couple fields to fill out and I'm done!" - the creation of my store took just a few seconds and didn't require e-mail verification. It couldn't have been easier.
pinksoda··on Reddit Co-Founder Coming To Brooklyn, Wants To Invest In Your Startup
He's a cool guy with a great personality but Reddit was his first startup and it had a tiny exit, certainly not enough for angel investing. I don't see angel investing as the next logical step for him.

I'd like to see him pull off another startup and grow it to be as big as Reddit is, then everyone would know it wasn't just luck and would have much more confidence in him.

As an angel investor, what is he bringing to the table? He has some experience with startups but not a whole lot. He was a non-technical co-founder and spent most of his time using Reddit like any other user. He didn't do any coding, scaling, or sysadmin work. Reddit isn't even profitable.

He did draw the Reddit alien though...

pinksoda··on Ask HN: SaaS pricing for B2C && B2B (ex. 37s, Wufoo)
At $199 a month, most businesses don't need any executive approval. They can buy it right there on the spot with a company credit card.

The entire process changes when you get into a particular range, it varies but for the most part $500 to $2000 seems to be the common upper limit. Anything above that can take days, weeks, sometimes even months of going through the process.

I did some consulting for a large company and it took 4 weeks for them to go through the process of sending me around 2-3 grand. It wasn't even "approval" that took so long, it was just the process of going up the ladder and waiting each step along the way.

If the company is large enough that I will never be able to directly talk to the "decision maker" then I pass on it. I don't have the patience to let them run me around in circles.

pinksoda··on Ask HN: How would you monetize a dubious website (e.g. 4chan)?
Those people are "judgment proof" because even if you get a judgment that says they owe you a billion dollars, you'll never collect a dime.
pinksoda··on Burning man defeats PayPal
My guess is that you got lucky, flew under the radar and now the amount you're processing is substantial enough that they won't try to pull anything.

Either that or your time just hasn't come yet :)

pinksoda··on Burning man defeats PayPal
PayPal once made me refund every customer in the last 6 months. They said it was the only way to unfreeze my account. I gave them the thumbs up because I had no other options at the time, and they said, "you have to manually refund them one-by-one yourself and then call us when it is done". It was really strange.

They permanently froze my account after I refunded everyone and refused to talk to me when I called. I wasn't able to get a merchant account and I lost thousands of PayPal recurring subscriptions. This was the death of my first start-up.

PayPal is a scam and it's not as uncommon as you think. If you're using PayPal, your time will come. I didn't think they would do it to me either, they never bothered me once until all of this went down.

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