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scunon 'We hacked the FBI:' Hackers say they have data on all FBI employees

at least disconnect the poison valve

scunon What California is learning from solar panels built over irrigation canals

Risks? Hah! You don't want to worry about that. You want to worry about the municipal tire fire and the radioactive slag pit!

scunon Disney+: New user agreement allows ads before movies in all subscriptions

Just get one of those Fire things. What's it called again? Ah yes

Get a Fire Axe. Put it in the TV. Enjoy life.

scunon ChatGPT now knows what you do on other websites via ad collector

"I once knocked a bunch of bananas off a tall man's head. His name is Ash and his leg is like teak. Is he a tree?"

"What? Don't be silly. For one thing, trees have moss."

"OK he's grown moss. He's a tree now right? Right??"

"I doubt it, for I see nothing but wishful thinking to suggest that simulating the appearance of tree characteristics is part of a path to becoming a tree. And that's not actually indistinguishable from moss anyway, is it?"

"Urgh, classic goalpost shifting!"