zaps

Great, now sell this to your marketing department

Wheelchairs… engagement presents… it never ends!

I sure haven’t

Impressive, but does it come in eggshell with Romalian type?

Phern is terrifying.

Exclusive photo of the project’s lead engineer:

https://gifyu.com/image/Stgkj

Jerks on roller coasters

Maybe together they can use AI to make a less shitty Christmas tree

> you can already fuck torso-sized pieces of silicon

No way would I ever fuck silicon, no matter how desperate I was

Also docker compose before it became docker compose

https://orchardup.github.io/fig.sh/

Those wacky Romans

What I took from the video is that Dr Pepper is their competition and they want to crush them. Good for them.

The name of this project always irked me because it implies that it “fails to ban” unauthorized logins, which is the exact opposite of its purpose.

So like is “sophisticated threats” a passive-aggressive way of saying “Beeper”?

“Google Workspace Enterprise Standard”—do they have “Enterprise Pro” and “Enterprise Enterprise” tiers?

Is this the “15-minute city” thing that the anti-vaxxers are losing their minds over?

You’re my girl Lorraine

I still can’t get Backstage set up correctly.

One Weird Trick, AI Edition

Icy-Hot

I use Linuxbrew extensively across multiple WSL distros every day. As the “weird Windows person” on a team full of Mac users the experience is pretty uniform—the same brew commands for standing up a macOS dev environment mostly “just work” on WSL/Linux.

The secret ingredient is crime

A gift real special / so take off the top / Take a look inside / it's my mail in a box

“Initially derided as a GitHub clone…” I mean, let’s not kid ourselves, it still is. But so is Gogs/Gitea/Forgejo, Bitbucket, etc. I appreciate that there are only so many ways you can do a web-based software forge, but most of the design cues and UX established by GitHub have been adopted by the other products in this space.

I’m not arguing whether this is a good or a bad thing—familiarity leads to productivity, of course—but in my opinion GitLab really does derive a lot of its success in being a “GitHub clone”.

Make up your minds for Pete’s sake

This is all Scarlett Johansson’s fault

“As of right now, the one-week stoppage probably won’t noticeably postpone the ultimate release of the software. At worst, it will give Apple a little less time at the end of the development cycle to eliminate any last-minute glitches.”

So… they’ll be back in the exact predicament this same time next year?

TLDR: It’s not.

When I get that feeling / I need textural healing

Taking a full 10 seconds to load a solution is… not something to brag about