And you know what? I realized just how much I missed iOS 6. Everything seemed upgraded over my "modern" iOS 8+ phone: the original iPhone style had clear fonts, well-separated elements, and a certain beauty to things like on/off switches and scrolling lists. Even the animations seemed somehow better.
On some level I see how newer design elements fix things but they are dull. On every modern OS. On every piece of hardware. And desktop web sites are following suit.
Maybe I'm the only one who doesn't want apps with a single solid color, barely-inspired graphics and squint-please fonts. To me, iOS 6 is an upgrade that is practically worth paying for.