Smalltalk is a lovely, lovely language. It's fantastically simple --- it's got about four syntactic elements: you can call methods, you can declare and assign variables, you can create closures (called blocks in the Smalltalk world), and you can return from methods. That's about it. There's no control flow --- you do that through passing blocks into methods. You can learn the entire language in five minutes.

Of course, learning the library is another matter. But it's always depressed me that nearly forty years later, our high-tech and ultrafast dynamic languages still cannot hold a candle to Smalltalk for clarity, simplicity and usability.

(And the way that every time they invent a new feature, chances are Smalltalk had it in 1980. Better.)