In response to #4, would have been a perfect time to bring up a Matrix screensaver.
Or "cat /dev/urandom | tr -dc 'A-F0-9 '"
Or "cat /dev/urandom | tr -dc 'A-F0-9 '"
tput setab 0 makes the prompt background black
The rest displays random letters A-F and numbers 0-9 on your terminal.