You have missed out on the wave of evangelical schools that market to parents as babysitters. Here are some quotes from the OKWU student handbook:
http://www.okwu.edu/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/2013-2014-Stu...
> Students should understand that all traffic on the Internet on campus is capable of being viewed, monitored, and logged by OKWU
View porn and you can be expelled. Might not want to search for birth control either.
> Possession or use of alcohol on or off campus, contributing to the use of alcohol by other OKWU students, and/or being present in an environment where alcohol is being consumed is prohibited. Use, possession, purchasing, etc. of tobacco is prohibited.
Note the on or OFF campus bit. This is where the evangelical babysitting really kicks in.
> By virtue of their voluntary enrollment, all students, regardless of age, residency, or status agree to engage in sexual behavior exclusively within the context of marital heterosexual monogamy.
> Gambling, pornography, immodesty, profanity, crude, vulgar, or offensive language, and disrespectful behavior, such as gossip, dishonesty, and malice are also viewed as inappropriate behavior for all students. The University supports the stance of The Wesleyan Church on the issue of dancing.