You had me till you non-ironically referenced mchurch.
Seriously if you ever see him start talking just turn around and walk away.
Having worked at Google for 7 years and now at a startup, I have to say the big company bullshit factor is huge. Even at Google where where bullshit is gold plated and served with delicious, locally sourced, healthy and tasty side dishes.
I learned a lot there, worked with brilliant people, was able to carve out super gratifying work. But, it just got silly. I'm thrilled to be gone, and hope never to go back.