So what? This isn't a newspaper article, it is a nonfiction story. Bloomberg contains sections of their magazines written in your format; I always skip them. I prefer the long-form stories.
What do you like in this format? I genuinely don't understand how it can sell, but if it does, there must be something?
[0] http://archive.wired.com/politics/law/magazine/17-04/ff_diam...
It's an intentional lie because "How the MH370 Search is Going" or whatever won't get clicks.
Plus, like a stick of gum, sometimes you just have nothing to do and it fills the time.