Or is it just that you fundamentally disagree with the "need" for gender neutral pronouns and this is your way of ridiculing it? I'm afraid I don't follow your logic at all.
Simply inventing a new word and expecting that suddenly everyone understands it feels arrogant and leads to discussion derailments like this one.
I would also agree that "they" is the best choice.
I don't like artificial pronouns either, they stick in my mouth and feel weird, and I'm lazy so I use they. But other people have other preferences or needs so I try to tamp down any unproductive instinctive reaction in myself- who am I to say in a hundred years we won't be using them? After all, our post-singularity AI offspring won't have the same idea of gender as we do...
I'm not sure reintroducing a word from a long-dead language (even if it's an antecedent to your own) is much different from just making a new word up, other than it might sound a bit better if the language is related. Words can come from anywhere; why not invent the ones you need? Laser radar quark...
I knew what those words meant and would have shared as well, despite how much I detest the SJW movement.
Edit: Oh, social justice warrior. Meh. Me, I'm just an old anarchist ;)
You should try to stay on topic around here, and take that kind of vitriol elsewhere.