The Baffler is far from real journalism—more like overpaid writers attempting to exercise literary contempt over topics they don't understand.
[1]: The NYT reported "the procedure itself went mostly as planned" when in reality -- quoting from Alcor's own account of the events -- the woman's head fell out of its "enclosure", there was general "confusion and disagreement" on how to perform the procedure, and then "cryoprotective perfusion was not generally successful".