When I see the term "no self-respecting" developer, I know the article is going to be highly opinionated and complaint oriented with very little new information to discuss. I continue to be proved correct with this article.
Which throws away the two biggest strengths of Javascript: it works everywhere, and is compatible with tons of existing code.
1: https://medium.com/javascript-non-grata/javascript-the-next-...
Google tried this with Dart and failed.