* You haven't changed jobs in 3 years, sending out 40 applications for you. You are welcome. - Same team that did Windows 10 autoupdate
"Sent your resignation letter" seems like the more appropriate action.
This is your enterprise agreement bot:
We've noticed that 83% of your IT department has employment applications out with other enterprise customers. Here is the list of names and what they are looking for in future employment.
WOW, well-played, sir, very well played indeed. I may have to steal your snark.
While the downvotes are cute, why punish giving credit where credit is due? I thought their quote was very clever, and worthy of drawing attention to. Just saying.