Hookup apps give you the opportunity to connect 
  with people without the prerequisite of an 
  alcohol-soaked atmosphere. Condom quality is 
  light years ahead of what it used to be.
  Truvada and low-cost antiretrovirals have 
  chipped away at HIV stigma.

Oh... well... I wouldn't quite jump the gun on that one, sir. Those are words spoken by an unrealistic outsider, or a spectacularly negligent individual.

When was the last time you faced down an STD? If it was more than a decade ago, why not give it another whirl? C'mon take the plunge, and brave the antiretroviral white water rapids!