> My plan quickly proved worthless. The luck of the cards wasn’t with me. My best hand was maybe a Jack High. Worse, the others at the table were betting aggressively and bluffing masterfully. Well, I assumed they were bluffing. I think I actually saw a player’s winning cards only once. I swiftly suffered the fate of fools with money. My opponents cleaned me out in five or six rounds. Poof! My 75 bucks were gone.

Hilarious. I'm going to assume he played 3/6 limit and voluntarily put money in the pot with substandard starting hands. Usually the blinds are 2/3 I think, so after 6 rounds he'd still have $35 if he didn't spend extra money on hands that were jack high.