Try some coffee with a light breakfast, then move on to the harder stuff if you still can't cope with "words".
1. It was 4 in the afternoon here when I posted that - a touch too late for breakfast even if it was a bit early for a drink
2. I quite like words when they are strung together well ;-)
I still would like to hear someone defend that as a piece of marketing copy. I've re-read it and stand by my earlier diatribe.