I personally consider C + strong static analysis tools to be an entirely different language. I fully acknowledge this is my personal opinion.
Consequently, I consider it equivocation in this sort of context to be talking about C when convenient, then talk about C + strong static analysis tools when convenient. You're only programming in one or the other. My utter contempt is for C the language by itself. This is relevant because as near as I can tell, C has at least a 10:1 advantage in the field over C + strong analysis tools, and I'm probably off by at least a factor of magnitude. It is not realistic to pretend that C programmers are using these tools at scale. (Now, you can point at a ton of high profile C programs that do use these tools, because high profile C programs are exactly where they get used. But as near as I can tell they are firmly the exceptions, not the rule. And you can point at a ton of high-profile projects that don't use them, too.)
If everybody started using all these tools, including the ones that you actually have to buy because there's no open source equivalent of, it is true that most of my issues with C would be resolved. It would also be true that programmers would be a lot less gung-ho about C, though, because as anyone who has deeply integrated these strong tools into their workflow can attest, C + strong analysis tools is a much more complicated language. Now, in my opinion, that complication is being revealed by the analysis tools, not created, and all C code is actually that complicated and the programmers are merely kept in the dark by C's extensive structural deficiencies that make it so it's only safe to write in with these rather sophisticated tools, but the end result is still you're working in a much more complicated, demanding language with a much more baroque compilation process. Claims about C's productivity, compiler speed, probably execution speed, ease of programming, probably quite a few other things, all go flying out the window if this is the solution, and C looks eminently more replaceable.