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"While the 68-year-old Komisaruk has been witness to more than 200 live-action orgasms in his lab..."

Boring?

Wouldn't you rather be a participant than a witness?

At 68, the lab would turn to a funeral scene in 3 seconds flat.

The risk will only get worse the more he delays.

If attempting coitus would pose a health risk at 68, then he certainly shouldn't make an attempt at 69.

I guess he's adding to his personal experience rather than substituting.