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That's an absolutely brilliant idea and we wish we could hire you right now to come up with more of them! >.< (Team member here)

Sorry, good ideas are rare, and past achievements are not a guarantee of future performance :)

If you actually used the idea, I'd be thoroughly flattered.

If you're look to hire an ideas person, may I apply?

Hello! We're not hiring anyone for the near future, but please drop your CV to contact@hellolyra.com and we will hold on to it.