Didn't know that all companies need to be wet blankets about everything to be good at what they do.

Disclaimer: I don't know if they're good at what they do. I just think the 'everything needs to be boring so nobody gets offended' idea is crap.

I guess StalwartGentlemen was taken ... I'm not sure why the name of the company is bothering you so much, there are no "bro culture" signals anywhere.

> at least try to be professional

Why? What does it matter?

I find it funny, likely it was intended

Honestly that name doesn't turn me off at all. It gets the idea across.