You make a contract that's functionally equivalent.
You think the judge is going to say "oh, well it's not _exactly_ short selling... YOU GOT ME!"? Intent is everything, those sorts of tricks don't work. You're up against judges and other humans on this sort of thing, not some AI you're trying to trick.
If there was a rule against short selling, I imagine that synthetic shorts would also have those rules applied to them unless there are enough differences to qualify them as "not short selling".
Though I guess the uptick rule already doesn't apply, so they're already seen as different in some sense?
philosophically, shorting is an emergent feature from basic property rights. I have a thing, you want to borrow it, we're both consenting adults and negotiate an arrangement.
A) Why should playing games be illegal? It's legal to spend money on UFC tickets, why not on trying to out-guess the stock market?
B) Playing games in the stock market helps improve the accuracy of pricing for everyone else.