My top endorsements are for trolling, Starcraft, and food. I've also received endorsements for "Brute Force Algorithms" and "Inefficient Android Layouts." Truly... highlights of my career!

"Healing Touch" is another fun one.

When endorsements came out, some friends and I discovered that you could endorse people for violent crimes.

Yes, you too can endorse your connections for murder, kidnapping, and terrorism.

Endorsement for PHP?

"If you were any other man, I would kill you where you stand!"

I think that's the best use of them yet.