In France too where there is some provisions to change its name. Someone in my town who was running a business did it. His family name was Hittler, which has you guess was quite heavy to handle, and change it for Hittier.
[1] http://www.taipeitimes.com/News/taiwan/archives/2010/05/30/2...
Women usually take the surname of their husbands in western countries.
Edit: oh, sorry I thought you were being serious.
Also, Poe's Law. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Poe%27s_law
Jokes and such are frowned upon on HN and many people probably see sarcasm the same way, so you risk getting downvoted too.
In order to avoid adding noise (in the form of responses from people who didn't realise you weren't serious), I would suggest to refrain from sarcastic comments.