How do people go to the various offices if they don't even have money for bus tickets (or a cup of coffee to wake the senses up)?
For those unlucky enough not to be surrounded by other sympathetic travellers or travel industry workers, "If I can borrow your phone/computer, I can transfer $xx either direct into your account in return for some cash or we can go to Western Union using your ID and my secret MTCN number and split the cash" is likely to work faster than money couriered from overseas.