No, there isn't. Conservatism typically comes down to some enormous misconception about how the world works. It's intellectually bankrupt.
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It sells a fantasy that lots of people find palatable, like one of those "get skinny with no effort!" device or drug commercials.
No, it just uses those as sales pitches. Conservatism has always been about reinforcing the position of existing elites, but you can't really market it to non-elites on that basis.
The elites play both sides of the field. Why wouldn't they?
Everything else is window dressing.