What makes it terrible, precisely?
(edit: To be clear, tomcam did provide his answer. This comment isn't directed at him.)
They all praised it.
I have come to hate the concept of fast food (although readily admit that I guiltily enjoy various bits like McMuffins and Stuffed Crust) and back myself to be able to tell when something is fast food no matter how it's presented.
I probably wouldn't make good tv for the producer of your aforementioned show.
The skillet (understandably) doesn't heat the top of the pizza that much. The toaster oven doesn't have that problem.