Once he convinced me of the uniqueness of correctly generated UUIDs I coined the phrase "the likelihood of a UUID collision is the same as an avocado spontaneously turning into a grapefruit."
A fun tid-bit: At one point I was the maintainer of the list of static UUIDs with the Microsoft bit set. It was a flat text file checked into the windows source. I reserved a chunk of them for my own projects because having all those zeros was useful in debugging. E.g. "00000000-0000-0000-c000-000000000046" (the c000 indicates MS reserved).
In '97 I wrote the internet-draft [1] that Paul & Rich Salz finally turned into RFC 4122 in 2005 [2].
[1] https://www.ietf.org/archive/id/draft-kindel-uuid-uri-00.txt [2] https://datatracker.ietf.org/doc/rfc4122/