Here you go :(.
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| NERD CARD |
| ISSUED: 1988 LOCATION: INTERWEBZ |
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| This is to certify the card holder, |
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| TeMPOraL |
| _____________________________________________ |
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| is a certified Nerd of |
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| [x] space [ ] cryptography |
| [x] programming [ ] literature |
| [ ] networking [ ] language |
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I do intend to take it back though. Any hints on good sources to grok DNS?