Well I'd sure love to read about it, but some stupid fucking javascript "engineer" decided to write a script that only allows whitelisted browsers to visit.

I put "engineer" in quotes because I browsed there with Firefox and was promptly rejected with a message saying "Please use Chrome, Firefox, or Safari".

This site is full of JavaScript apologists: who wants to try to tell me that this site's JavaScript is enhancing my experience?

The web has become shit, and it's thanks to JavaScript and the people who write it.

Edit: HN guidelines be damned. Down vote away, JavaScript "engineers"! I must have hit close to the mark! Keep ruining the web for the rest of us!