The funny thing is that they make a joke about Apple's distortion field while this whole post is the result of said- and moked- distortion field.
Example: "most people who work at Apple have never seen them, we were told"
Well, yeah. Doesn't Apple have about 20,000 employees? Of course, most people haven't seen it. And of course Apple is testing their products thoroughly. And so do their competitors.
So, "inside Apple's distortion field" indeed.