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I'm not so sure about that. I think most people would probably support a name like "Powwy McPowerface."

Surely 'Nukey McNukeface' is the obvious choice.

True bikeshed enthusiasts would name it "Shedy McShedface"

Its the clear choice

Bikey McBikeface. And it would be painted blue.

The ISO standard governing bikesheds specifically prohibits blue.

I prefer to follow the IETF standards on bikesheds, which impose no such restriction.