Chill, son.
1.) I can provide the codez. I'll add a link to the article.
2.) Yeah. If you read the article, it reproduces on 64bit code, too.
3.) Not true. Try gcc (Debian 4.3.2-1.1) 4.3.2. The version I mentioned that I used in my post.
4.) etc
5.) Read the article.
I'll add some more shit and reply to you again when its online. I need to eat breakfast and head to the office but I'll make you happy soon.