Don't be a savage. Get a tablet and some 3m Command hooks. strategically place the command hooks in various locations in your kitchen. put 2 hooks upright level, and then another hook inverted centered between the bottom hooks, use your tablet to measure the distance, so that you can slide your tablet through the hooks to hold it. So Bottom left a hook, bottom right a hook, invert hook on the top to hold the middle of the tablet.

like this:

https://productreviewsbychristina.files.wordpress.com/2017/0...

I have hooks on the window above my sink, on the outside of the exhaust hood above the stove, on the fridge door, and on the inside of a select cabinet door that can be angled. just have to slide the tablet out, and move it where I need it. Don't have to worry about spills and damaging it because it's not on a counter or table and it's out of the way and eye level.

it's great for looking at recipes, using a Timer app, and watching Netflix while cooking and or doing the dishes.

I'm on the hunt for a decent bluetooth in oven thermometer and app. Anyone have any suggestions?