It shouldn't be hard to add windows support with colorama[1].
This lets me just copy it over (using the bash function I have shown in the demo) everywhere I ssh without having to pip install anything. Additionally it just works out of the box for any virtualenv ...even something created with mktmpenv.
Of course, if someone doesn't feel the same, they are encouraged to make this their own ! I've put in effort to ensure the code is easy to read and modify.