Especially when following a meaningless statement like "Can run 1,000 concurrent NoSQL databases." It's one thing if you're just trying to be cute, it's another if you actually are technologically clueless about a product you are legitimately pitching. I imagine some broey sales guys pulling this off 30-40 years ago, but these days even non-technical executives understand that tech strategy is anything but hand-wavy commodity.

"if you don't speak nerd"

Usually used by people who want to pretend like they have deep technical knowledge. It's a big red flag that a lot of bullshit is coming next.

Yeah, that kind of thing has me crying like an anime fan on prom night.

"if you don't speak nerd" ... seriously "fcuk" you you mouth-breathing Biff Tannen wannabe.