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If you haven't already, check out the New Yorker. It's a weekly magazine, so obviously not quite the same, but what you're describing is their bread and butter.

New Yorker articles seem overly long for no good reason.

The articles have to be long enough to include at least one word with a diaeresis.

I didn't realize how serious you were - I was reading an article there today and came across the word "reëxamine".

> If you’re reading something and you encounter a diaeresis, chances are you’re reading The New Yorker.

https://www.merriam-webster.com/words-at-play/mary-norris-di...

Subscribing to the NYT will get you access to the Magazine and the archive which holds thousands upon thousands of articles that are more like what you describe here.

It's often there, it just doesn't hit your Google News feed. The NYT Magazine has a lot of it as well.