"It's only an utterly rigged primary, nothing to get your panties in a bunch over.", "I swear none of the records I destroyed after generating them illegally were sensitive or scandalous", "Come on guys, I didn't sell that much uranium to Russia at cut rates.", "If it weren't for that stupid video that nobody watched, nobody would've attacked the facilities in Benghazi", "It's perfectly okay that Clinton Foundation money marked for assistance to Haitians was instead used to fund my daughter's wedding."
Edit: or how's this for some fun: http://archive.is/ZX27N
If you think habitual (D) voters are any more reasonable and unforgiving than (R) voters, I don't think we're looking at the same country.