I've not been ignoring them. I tried at least three different Haskell tutorials and articles explaining how cool it is. The problem was the author would show some code sand say 'see how easy it is to do this, and this, and this!', but I'd look at the code and have no idea whatever what it was doing or how it was doing it, and the guide/tutorial wouldn't tell me. After a few tries, I just gave up.
Maybe there's a canonical newbie's tutorial that takes you through the shift from imperative/procedural thinking?