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Highly unlikely. More likely they're using location tracking or a shared data source to know that you like that specific coffee place.

I don't buy it. There was nothing else in that pocket.

Your pocket is irrelevant. Location tracking and shared marketing databases have nothing to do with what was in your pocket.

So you think it was my pants?

"Location tracking and shared marketing databases"

“I haven’t checked but I don’t think I’m in too many databases.”

Neato. Well dude you got your answer, take it or leave it. I understand acting dumb and trolling is fun too though.