Source A: An abused elephant got revenge on its handlers today, striking back and making a break for freedom.
Source B: Elephant attack! 5 gravely injured, including a mother of 3, as a crazed elephant breaks loose. Authorities still investigating.
Source C: Minister for Elephants grilled over lax elephant regulations. Angry citizens are demanding to know why legislation had not been put in place to prevent this tragedy.
My take away: Something happened, people got hurt, an elephant was involved.
Me at the water cooler: You hear about the elephant thing? Pretty crazy right.