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"Sooo many ways to explain why "moderate" drinkers are healthier ..."
I have this silly idea that drinking, which is bad for you, in moderation, actually exercises the processing and filtering mechanisms (liver, kidney, etc.) that are required to deal with it.
Which is to say, imagine you never drank alcohol - how healthy (or "fit") would those mechanisms be ?
I have no idea if there is any validity to this thought but I find the idea to be interesting.